Monday, October 23, 2006

In Case You Missed It The First Five Times

Techdirt: Diebold Source Code Leaked Again -- Is That Such A Bad Thing?

Diebold = Voter fraud either waiting to happen or has already happened.

If your precinct uses Diebold machines then exercise your right and demand a paper ballot instead. Your vote on a Diebold machine is about as valuable as voting on your washing machine and probably even less secure.

Friday, October 13, 2006

Same Old Bush, "Heckuva Job, Denny!"

I have had a hard time believing anything from George Bush and his latest public support for embattled brusher-under-the-rugger Dennis Hastert is pretty much just par for the course.

Bush Joins Hastert at Rally, and Lavishes the Praise because, as we all know, its really hard to look the other way when one of your colleagues is soliciting sex from minors on government computers.

And its even harder to pretend that you didn't know about this bullshit years ago when it was first brought to your attention.

But its okay, Denny. A big, fat, corrupt fuck like you is gonna just drop dead one of these days anyway.

Tuesday, October 10, 2006

In Cry-Me-A-River News

War, sex scandal sinking Republicans in polls which would be almost laughable if they hadn't done damned near everything in their power to piss off their base after doing everything they could to piss off the other side (that's me).

Its not like any of these scandals couldn't have been easily avoided by, you know, not engaging in criminal activities while representing the US. But hey, that's for historians to tell us, right?

Either way, the lame Bush is swiftly developing into a lame duck. And that's fine, I've had enough fake-charm and smirking to last me ten lifetimes.

Trust Diebold, Its Not Like They Guaranteed Victory in 2004 for Bush. Oh wait.

Techdirt: Diebold Machine Didn't Count Votes, But Diebold Says Not To Worry: They Can Tell You The Actual Vote Totals

It is utterly ridiculous that shitty tech like Diebold's voting machines have not been scrapped for a system that actually produces a paper trail and can't be hacked with a paperclip.

And if there are "anamolies" in the voting record in the November elections, then I demand a full investigation and no winners announced until that investigation has been concluded.

Thursday, October 05, 2006

Dutch Pedophiles Fail to Get Enough Signatures

Dutch pedophile party lacks support for vote bid. They needed 570 signatures to get on the ballot and fell short, which says something good about the Dutch, I think.

What did the Dutch Pedophile Party want?
- To cut the age of consent from 16 to 12 because we all know that a 12 year old is fully capable of making up their mind about having sex. NOT!
- Legalizing child pornography because child pron actually helps safeguard more kids against predation by giving them something to fixate on. NOT!
- Legalize sex with animals because
some animals are just dying to be sexed up by horny Dutchmen. NOT!


I'm all for tolerance and trying to see the good in people's intentions and actions. But a political party of pedophiles and beastials is just a bad idea from the getgo. Just like a party of beastiality fetishists or a party of people who get turned on by women squishing bugs with their feet (believe me, they are out there, I've accidentally stumbled across their pron sites).

Now if we could only do something about our own pedophilic representatives. Oh wait, that's right, Mark Foley's in rehab for alcoholism and behavioral abnormalities. Which was all caused by his being molested by a priest like 40 years ago and its only coming to light now because, well, he's accused of preying on some teen pages. Which, by the way, is incredibly lame of him. I even heard Drudge blaming the pages for Foley's attempted predation. And then O'Reilly, that smear on the sphincter of humanity, "accidentally" mislabeled Foley twice as a Florida Democrat on his show. Nice try, dinkus, he's not our sick pup, he's yours and you can keep him.