Another Mystery Solved - Mark Felt is Deep Throat

The Washington Post has confirmed that Mark Felt, the #2 Guy at the FBI was 'Deep Throat'.

Ryan noted just how much he looks like Bob Barker and that would have been way cooler if Bob Barker had been Deep Throat rather than a guy so inside he'd need a map to find daylight.

Oh well, next we'll find out that aliens really did build Stonehenge.

In other news, Bush Denies His Mandate Slapped Him and Went Home Early - Bush is trying to assure his loyal Bible-humpin' constituency that he's not a lame duck just because of this silly little war with no end in Iraq.

And I loved, loved, loved hearing the news this morning that Laura "Replace my Powerpack soon" Bush is planning to run for the Oval Office next time against Hilary Clinton. Clinton's got skills, experience and brains to Bush's wooden crowd wave and perma-fixed expression, you know, the one that's a combination of fear, loathing, Botox and Vicodin. Good luck, Laura, you'll do better than Condi Rice would but that's not saying much, is it? Not from the party of intolerance and long, long codified racism.