Thursday, October 28, 2004

The FUD Campaign in Non-Stop Fear Cultivating Mode

So now I'm hearing reports that callers for the GOP are lying to potential swing voters. Telling them that if Kerry is elected then he will ban the Bible.

Um yeah. That makes total sense. He's not completely faith-based (i.e. he doesn't believe that God speaks to him and tells him the right course of action like ShrubYa does) so he must be planning on banning the Bible.

That's right, folks, the Bush camp is scraping the fungus off the bottom of the barrel and resorting to truly outrageous lies to try and sway people back to their side. Notwithstanding daily news from Iraq that continues to knock them down, notwithstanding Bush's own misguided and mispoken attempts to correct himself after munging his words again, notwithstanding the scathing criticisms of his presidency from within his own party.

Nope. If Kerry is elected then he's going to ban the Bible. And he's legalize and put gay marriages on national tv and pre-empt Everybody Loves Raymond and make adult diapers cost ten times as much. And he's also going to put all of America's children to work in the salt mines.

Come on, Shrubya. Pack it in. Quit the lies, quit the smear, realize that you're huring this country with your hate. Step down gracefully and history may remember you more kindly. As it is, you will be vilified with the worst of the worst because that's exactly what you are.

No comments: