Saturday, February 12, 2005

Bush UNITES!!!!!

Bush is a uniter! He is making good on his often repeated campaign promise to unite and not divide. The only problem is that he's uniting radical and moderate factions of Iranian politics against America.

Smooth move, Ex-Lax.

What's next? Pre-emptive nuclear (sorry, nukular) strikes?

How about uniting the US of A? How about trying to make our nation stronger at home? How about not setting up smokescreen after smokescreen? What about sending a huge budget to Congress and not having your pet war's escalating costs included? What about not including your stupid Social Security crisis fix (yeah, a crisis that'll happen in THIRTY SEVEN YEARS!, you simpering fucknut!)? What about really addressing this nation's long and shameful history in the middle east? What about consiging a half million children to starvation?

I hope I'm visiting the White House the day the international police come to arrest you and take you before a World Court for your crimes.

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