Disgraced journalist/male escort Jeff Gannon is stunned that he has been Snubbed and not been invited to tomorrow night's White House Correspondents dinner.
Seems that no one wants to show up with the guy or that, hey, maybe his moment in the spotlight ended several weeks ago and no one really gives a damn about him anymore? Or maybe they didn't want to start any more loopy gay rumors?
Because, come on now, if you show up with a known gay escort, you're going to have to think there's something up in addition to, you know, the public escort part. And no one, but no one, in politics wants to get their picture snapped anywhere near this guy. The only man with a worse reputation in Washington right now is Tom DeLay (though ol' Shrubya's standing by his buddy Tom on this one, until the heat gets so bad even he won't buddy up with him).
Poor Jeff/James, will no one take this bald Belle to the Ball? He promises the "Happy Finish" if you'll pony up and take him for a ride.
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